The Constitutional Monarchy of Imperial Tea Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and national health service. The devout population of 1.773 billion Teaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyphire. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Imperial Tea Empirean economy, worth 110 trillion Caylamics a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,601 Caylamics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Tea Empire's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Imperial Tea Empire is ranked 256,497^th in the world and 336^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.